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Go On a D!ck
02:19
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Please go on a dick, you unwelcome invaders
We don’t want you seizing our freedom from us
And if you think your leader cares anything for you
The truth will hurt more when you’re under the bus
If we must die, we will do it for our friends
You’ll do it for a crazy man
And all his circle of cold, greedy thieves
We serve the yellow and the blue
Know history is watching you
Go on a dick if you won’t leave
You know your people don’t want you to be here
They’re marching for peace in your hometowns and streets
They don’t want you to die and we don’t have to kill you
Surrender to us and get something to eat
We’ll treat you well if you lay down all your guns
Don’t make yourselves the evil ones
So far away from all you’ve ever known
No reason that we can’t be friends
Still, If you shoot we’ll say again
Go on a dick 'til you sink far from home
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Russian T72, I'm in its crew
No idea where it got to
Has anybody seen my tank?
Went off-road, next thing I know
The damn thing just gets tractor-towed
Has anybody seen my tank?
(Chorus)
My armored vehicle is gone
Where did it go
I can't be stayin' here in Ukraine
How could I be so far from home
Woe, woe, woe
It has a Z; it's big to me
It compensates deficiencies
Has anybody seen my tank?
The map is aged; I tore a page
The road sings all point to the Hague.
Has anybody seen my tank?
(Chorus)
"Charge ahead!" The general said
But then a sniper shot him dead
Has anybody seen my tank?
I'm in poor health; I can't go stealth
The locals scream "Go fuck yourself!"
Has anybody seen my tank?
(Chorus)
It has a Z; and now I see
The enemy's pointing it at me
I guess I finally found my tank!
I surrender!
Has anybody seen my tank?
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3. |
On The Hunt
07:12
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The engines roar and the air grows thick
The moment of truth comes near
The en'mies tanks on the street roll down
The call of war comes in clear.
(Chorus)
So now we go on the hunt
When the forces are closest to touch
With our NLAWS, we keep all our foes at bay
Thwarting them until they slink away
And we'll send them on their way
By ground-to-ground and air-to air
We face our invaders again
We kill no more Russians than we must
Defending our family and friends.
(Chorus)
The tyrant leading the Russian land
Has set his sights on Ukraine
And now his minions are on the march
Erasing our homes and our name.
(Chorus)
For our people stuck behind
The Russian military lines
The terror comes fast
And the pain comes down
Fear grows in every heart around
For heartless forces abound
We must curse thee with the knowledge
Of the suffering from enemies' sins
The bodies seen are only part, my friend
Of the Russians' bloodthirsty whims.
They had no hon'rable hunt
And for their actions justice will come
If we must, we will bring an end to their lives
Until our land's finally freed from strife
The hunt goes on day and night
The winds of war blow across the land
But know we still stand and defend.
Someday in a future time, this place
Will see peace and freedom again.
'Til then we go on the hunt
When the forces are closest to touch
With our NLAWS, we keep all our foes at bay
Thwarting them until they slink away
And we'll send them on their way
Now we return to the hunt
For all Ukraine, we will hunt
Until vict'ry is ours, we will hunt
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натуральный 20
03:35
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I am surrounded by a cabinet of fools
I dressed them down on TV live
A bunch of tractors; they are pulling all my tanks
I need new luck if I will survive
(Chorus)
Natural 20
I can win battles. I can put my trucks in Kyiv
With bad tires; and get to that damn Zelenskyy
Natural 20
I say they're Nazis, and I make you all believe
Natural 20 is all I need.
When Twitter opened up on me and unleashed Hell
I was left feeling plenty pissed
I tried to bomb them all; it didn't work so well
My troops must fight; they'd better not miss!
(Chorus)
After the battle was lost; I had some generals fired
And I redid my plans so my troops would invade from the east
My troops ran so fast from Kyiv that they couldn’t hide all their crimes
So the murders and raping and theft showed them all to be beasts
(Spoken)
But really, I’m going to try attacking from the east this time.
Anyone have a problem with that? No?
What do you mean our reputation is smashed and the troops are exhausted! Go find an open window!
What happens if he doesn't roll 20?
All the sides are 20.
Where did you find a D20 like that?
Shhhh! It's only a D6; we can't afford d20s after the ruble crashed!
I roll!
Da!
Natural 20
I am a genius; I can change reality,
Wipe out failure, and turn defeat to victory
Natural 20
Russians are grateful; none will try to murder me
Natural 20 is all I need.
(Chorus)
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Mariupol
05:16
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Remnants of buildings, and rupturing foundations
The homes and hearths are gone, just rubble, ruins, and degradation
The art school in the Left Bank hit, where hundreds came to hide
We still don't know how many lived, or know how many died
The port misses the trading ships, dropping off their cargo.
It longs for commerce and for peace, but either it may never know
The families were shipped as far away as Moscow could
To please the crazy Kremlin man who wants them gone for good
(Chorus)
Locals trapped in the cursed town,
With foes' munitions raining down
They still resist the Kremlin's might,
the city razed, yet it still fights
While warning sirens pierce the calm of night
Bombs and missiles streak the sky
Condemning those too close to die
Civilians hide; defenders fight
Against the cruel invaders' might
While warning sirens pierce the calm of night
Any street or block around lies the story of this broken town
Told in crumbled concrete on deserted, bloodied ground
Professing loss and pain of war, fury, death, and fear
Providing but an echo of the tragic stories here
"Ukraine is not even a state."
Thus claimed Mr. Putin, attempting to dictate
The future of those close to him; no need to hear the thoughts from them
And so all of those living here, confront a choice that's hard but clear
Though Russia's vice grips on this place, resistance perseveres
(Chorus)
This destructive conflagration, this attemped subjugation
Challenges the spirits yet defenders find their strength within
Vlad won't break them...he'll never win
(Chorus)
While warning sirens pierce the calm of night
While warning sirens pierce the calm of night
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6. |
Cold Muddy Brown
01:29
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Rasputitsa, that's what sticks ya
Cold Muddy Brown
Crappy wheels sink iron and steel in
Cold Muddy Brown
Go off-road and you'll get towed in
Cold Muddy Brown
Your vehicle's down
Your plan was not sound
General's screaming, mad, and steaming
We'll shoot him down
Nothing moves so it behooves you
Turn back around
Kyiv won't want you coming forth
It's best if you just head back north
Leave Ukraine and no more pain in
Cold Muddy Brown
Rasputitsa, that's what sticks ya
Cold Muddy Brown
Crappy wheels sink iron and steel in
Cold Muddy Brown
Go off-road and you'll get towed in
Cold Muddy Brown
Your vehicle's down
Your plan was not sound
Armored truck and tank gets stuck in
Cold Muddy Brown
MREs as old as Jesus
Can't keep 'em down
Kharkiv is a fearsome beast
Why don't you just go back east
Leave our home and no more drones in
Cold Muddy Brown
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Ukraine The People
01:54
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Ukraine, the people to the war have gone
In the Twitter feeds you will find them
The farmers' tractors have been girded on
To the en'mies vehicles behind them.
While you laugh with this humble bard
Let not the world refuse to see
One people fight as thy rights they guard
One faithful nation does defend thee.
They did not fall to the Russians' chains
Moscow will not make them knuckle under
The Kremlin man is sure to try again
But he'll merely add to his own blunders.
For never conquered will Ukraine be
The people stand for all to see
Their song of resistance to tyranny
Will not end until they sing in victory.
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Bucha's Lament
04:31
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In the cold, hard light of north Kyiv Oblast
Littered on the roads that we drive
There are bodies and blood of what were peaceful people
They never left Bucha alive
Well their Granddad's Dad was a victim of Stalin
One of millions starved for tyrant's pride
Now we see them slain here in history's sequel
They never left Bucha alive
The Kremlin's beast; he needed a conflict
And these people here paid the price
They were felled by hatred from Vladimir's minion's
And they never left Bucha alive
When the sun comes up, on all the victims
Your heart sinks down, as you see more and more
Of the blood and carnage, 'til you're crying and swearing
But now you know what it is we're fighting for
On the side of a road was a small group of women
Their corpses had been set alight
There were raped; they were killed; for a Russian man's pleasure
And they never left Bucha alive
Those who are still here, we have gone through the gauntlet
And there's only one way to survive
We will dig the graves of the future invaders
They'll never leave Bucha alive
When the sun comes up, on all the victims
Your heart sinks down, as you see more and more
Of the blood and carnage, 'til you're crying and swearing
But now you know what it is we're fighting for
In the cold, hard light of north Kyiv Oblast
Littered on the roads that we drive
There are bodies and blood of what were peaceful people
They never left Bucha alive
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Stealing a Tank
03:22
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I've been sitting here in the field
My tractor and myself
Wonderin' what the Russians plan for me
I've been called a neo-Nazi
And a coward born to flee
But I reject it all
'Cause I just want to be free
(Chorus)
So I'm stealing a tank, to remind
The cruel invaders who I am
Stealing a tank, just to show
What we can do.
I'm just driving this old tractor
With the enemy's wheels in tow
So they won't terrorize my home anymore
Well, when I'm out workin' my farm
They just ignore me
Shootin' ordnance into the nearest town
But when they try to take it off-road
They find themselves bogged down
And so they run for help
Leavin' machines in the brown
(Chorus)
It's gone on for so many years
So few had noticed it at all
So Moscow went for the kill
Thinkin' we would fall
But from Kyiv to Odessa
We [stand strong and tall
Ukrainians one and all
(Chorus)
So they won't terrorize my home anymore
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Russian troops invade my homeland
The tanks and the missiles are all around
I can hear the roar of engines
Unless they're stuck in the muddy brown
Air sirens make my mind go blank
They're all so loud; they warn of doom
I can't trust my Russian family
They doubt me as they hear the boom
I sit still inside the shelter
I listen to the outside world
They make my town feel like a blank space
Except for the rubble and weapons they've hurled
Little Russia's the name they give us
Do we respect them? Not that much.
I search for my friends to see who made it
And who was taken by death's touch
I reach for family, friends, and loved ones
I long to take them so far away
But then we hear the air raid warning
And so back in the shelter we stay
Through it all I feel the anger
And one clear vision comes to me
The enemy as fertilizer
For miles around and all I see
Fields of Sunflowered Corpses
Fields of Sunflowered Corpses
Their leader is called Vladimir Putin
He orders them to crimes at war
They thought they'd overrun our country
But we made sure they didn't go far
Broken trucks and tanks with tractors
We bring their war machines to our side
If they surrender, we will help them
But otherwise, we make sure they die
Fields of Sunflowered Corpses
Fields of Sunflowered Corpses
Ukraine fights
Ukraine resists
Forever
Ukraine fights
Ukraine resists
Forever
I do not understand
What led them to attack our land
I can face the planes and bombs
'Cause I know our people are making a stand
They can't save us all but they'll save many
We'll give everything to win this fight
We struggle but we strive for vict'ry
With the vision that gets us through darkest night
Fields of Sunflowered Corpses
Fields of Sunflowered Corpses
Fields of Sunflowered Corpses
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11. |
It Will Work This Time
02:07
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It started out in Luhansk,
Crimea and Donetsk
I want it all, the whole damn land
From Kharkiv to Odessa
(Chorus)
It will work this time!
Ukraine will be mine!
With tanks and bombs and little green men
They must submit or die!
I sent in my new troops
I thought they'd win, but whoops!
Ukrainians fought, with bravery and smarts
And knocked me for a loop
(Chorus)
I shifted to the bombs
But we have crappy coms
The tanks won't move; the planes get shot
And troops want to go home
(Chorus)
The world knows I'm a beast
So now the troops go east
Just one more push, and I will win
Or I'll pretend at least
(Chorus)
They must submit or die!
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12. |
Wayward Western Leaders
03:57
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Wayward western leaders just noticed the war
Stay and help us win so we need fight no more.
Our Ukrainian forces fight against the foe.
Eight years long these battles, how could you not know?
(Chorus)
Wayward western leaders just noticed the war
Stay and help us win so we need fight no more
When the fight reached Kyiv you thought we would flee
But we hold our ground and fight to victory
Kremlin minions quiver facing all Ukraine
Allies, lift your holds on vehicles and planes
(Chorus)
As the beaten army, Russia now moves east
Allies, we are fighting to expel the beast
We are not divided, though bloodied and cleaved
One in hope that you stand fast, so please don't leave!
(Chorus)
Onward with us, Allies! Join our great campaign
Blend with ours your weapons freeing all Ukraine
Glory, laud, and honor, is all you will hear
Unless you turn back then, we will die for years.
(Chorus)
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D.J. McGuire Suffolk, Virginia
My love of sci-fi/fantasy and my experience as a federal contractor take my muse to interesting places.
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