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Has Anybody Seen My Tank?

from All's Fair In Filk And War by D.J. McGuire

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Filk of Has Anybody Seen My Girl? By The California Ramblers

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Russian T72, I'm in its crew
No idea where it got to
Has anybody seen my tank?

Went off-road, next thing I know
The damn thing just gets tractor-towed
Has anybody seen my tank?

(Chorus)
My armored vehicle is gone
Where did it go
I can't be stayin' here in Ukraine
How could I be so far from home
Woe, woe, woe

It has a Z; it's big to me
It compensates deficiencies
Has anybody seen my tank?

The map is aged; I tore a page
The road sings all point to the Hague.
Has anybody seen my tank?

(Chorus)

"Charge ahead!" The general said
But then a sniper shot him dead
Has anybody seen my tank?

I'm in poor health; I can't go stealth
The locals scream "Go fuck yourself!"
Has anybody seen my tank?

(Chorus)

It has a Z; and now I see
The enemy's pointing it at me
I guess I finally found my tank!

I surrender!
Has anybody seen my tank?

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from All's Fair In Filk And War, released April 17, 2022

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D.J. McGuire Suffolk, Virginia

My love of sci-fi/fantasy and my experience as a federal contractor take my muse to interesting places.

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