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Parody of "Code Monkey" by Jonathan Coulton

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Troll Ruskie go into office
In Saint Petersburg
Troll Ruskie yelled at in meeting
By Boss who is jerk
Boss says Troll Ruskie’s work is horrible
Not enough retweets
His code not getting hits on Instagram
Facebook likes are weak

Troll Ruskie think maybe Boss should write
Whole fucking algorithm himself
Troll Ruskie not say this. Know why?
Troll Ruskie he not want to die!

Troll Ruskie like vodka
Troll Ruskie like borscht and Mickey-D’s
Troll Ruskie just simple man
Troll Ruskie have simple wants
Troll Ruskie, it me!

Troll Ruskie spend time at front desk
Say you really look chic
Troll Ruskie go and rub your shoulders
Give you kiss on the cheek
Troll Ruskie say you very beautiful
Want you at his place
You say Troll Ruskie very arrogant
And you slap his face

Troll Ruskie go back to his own keybord,
Starts to argue with some Yanks
Troll Ruskie not feeling to good
Troll Ruskie would kill if he could

Troll Ruskie like vodka
Troll Ruskie like borscht and Mickey-D’s
Troll Ruskie just simple man
Troll Ruskie have simple wants
Troll Ruskie, it me!

Troll Ruskie like vodka
Troll Ruskie like borscht and Mickey-D’s
Troll Ruskie just simple man
Troll Ruskie have simple heart
Troll Ruskie, it me!
Troll Ruskie, it me.........No Bot!

Troll Ruskie have every reason
To want out of this job
But Troll Ruskie owes too much money
To local Russian mob
Much rather walk away from monitor
And escape this crap
But unless he gets rubles for his bills
He will get dirt nap

Troll Ruskie keeps pitting Yanks against themselves
For hours every day
Troll Ruskie needs nowhere to roam
Troll Ruskie just wants to go home

Troll Ruskie like vodka
Troll Ruskie like borscht and Mickey-D’s
Troll Ruskie just simple man
Troll Ruskie have simple wants
Troll Ruskie, it me!
Troll Ruskie, it me!
Troll Ruskie, it me!

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from You're Not Cleared For This, released July 24, 2020
Instruments and vocals by DJ McGuire

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D.J. McGuire Suffolk, Virginia

My love of sci-fi/fantasy and my experience as a federal contractor take my muse to interesting places.

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